Jesus and Buddha in a Steel Caged Death Match So, this is the first installment of TRUTH: in 100 words or less where I have made good on the promise to let the readers decide on what topic I will write about next. And this is what you have chosen. You sick, twisted fucks. Actually, […]
What I’m Thankful For
What I’m Thankful For Ok, so Thanksgiving lists of what we are grateful for are overdone and preposterously self-promoting. No one wants to read the list of family, friends and colleagues that I am truly blessed to have in my life. No one wants to read that shit. So let me instead give you a […]
Why does Starbucks Hate Jesus?
Why does Starbucks Hate Jesus? Merry Christmas, everyone! Yes, I said “Merry Christmas”. Not “Happy Holidays”. Not “Seasons Greetings”. Not “Best Wishes for Profiting from Free Market Capitalism”. That’s right, I said, “Merry Fucking Christmas” people. Oh no, now I’ve done it; I’ve gone and pissed off people on both sides of the increasingly divisive […]
Keith Richards is My Role Model or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Existentialism
Believe it or not, Keith Richards truly is my role model. And yes, I mean the Keith Richards that is rumored to receive regular blood transfusions in order to detoxify the chemical waste dump he has turned his body into. And yes, I mean the same Keith Richards that once, by his own confession, snorted […]