A Tough Pill to Swallow This may or may not be a shock to many of you, but one of my best friends is a drug dealer. No, he does not have a meth lab or marijuana grow room down in his basement, at least not that I know of. No, he does not sit […]
A TOUGH PILL TO SWALLOW
A Tough Pill to Swallow This may or may not be a shock to many of you, but one of my best friends is a drug dealer. No, he does not have a meth lab or marijuana grow room down in his basement, at least not that I know of. No, he does not sit […]
I Am Not A Role Model
I Am Not A Role Model Believe it or not, it was 1993 when Charles Barkley uttered those infamous words, “I am not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.” Ironically, this defining quote was part of his Nike commercial, an ad selling shoes to young […]
How Dr. Seuss Killed my Childhood
Dr. Seuss was a genius, you’ll hear that a lot, But write just for children he surely did not. His birthday we know was sometime last week, So at his words and his life we should take a peek. Even adults can find some truth in his rhymes And his message was often ahead of […]
Things My Kids Will Never Know….
Things My Kids Will Never Know…. Do you how you know you’re getting old? You write an online blog that is highly successful amongst the key buying demographic for most American broadcasters (read as: people with the money and who actually spend it, i.e 40-60 year olds), largely because you generally come off as […]
Hover boards Don’t Hover, Dumbass!!!
Hover boards Don’t Hover, Dumbass!!! Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on with everyone riding hoverboards? Actually, don’t tell me- I already know the answer and I’m definitely not digging it. Hoverboards signal the precipitous decline of our culture into the abyss of complacent laziness. And no, I’m not joking. […]