The Skateboard is Mightier than the Sword

The Skateboard is Mightier than the Sword A few weeks back, I personified the pent-up rage of angry white men in the humorous characterization of a rabid raccoon feverishly protecting a steaming pile of trash.  Well, welcome to the real world where Kirk Rittenhouse, the 17-year old psychopath who shot and killed two harmless, unarmed […]

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The Double-Sided Sexism of Denying Family Leave

The Double-sided Sexism of Denying Family Leave I have to hand it to Joe Lonsdale.  You see, before my girlfriend brought my attention to this slimy, narcissistic dope-on-a-rope, I didn’t know it was even technically possible to blatantly insult and demean both genders within the exact same statement.  I don’t mean a generalized slur against […]

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Why Baba O’Reily is the Greatest Rock Song of All-Time

Why Baba O’Reily is the Greatest Rock Song of All-Time I’ve been putting this one off for awhile.  Perhaps it’s because I’ve just had too many other pressing topics to write about.  Perhaps it’s because something so purely subjective hardly seems the stuff for TRUTH: In 1000 Words or Less.  Or perhaps it’s simply because […]

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