The Tragic Fall of Kanye West When Kanye West declares in one of his song lyrics, “I am a god”, what kind of God do you think he is suggesting he is? Is he, like, THE God, as in the monotheistic be-all, end-all Judeo-Christian sort of God, or does he posit himself as something […]
Confessions of a High School Grammar Nerd
Confessions of a High School Grammar Nerd Some of you may find this difficult to believe, but I am secretly a grammar nerd. What did you say? That me being a grammar nerd is a worse-kept secret than Freddie Mercury being […]
The New Bully on the Block
The New Bully on the Block Have you ever wanted to smack a kid? You know, maybe just give them a good backhand while no was watching. Well, if you have ever been a parent, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Because if you have been a parent, at some point, someone else’s child, […]
If you Vote for Him, He will Come….
If you Vote for Him, He Will Come… So earlier this morning, I was having breakfast and talking politics with my girlfriend’s mom, let’s call her “K”. That’s hardly secret service identity protection. Her name is Kay. An ardent Hilary supporter, I tried to convince her why Bernie Sanders deserved her vote. Now mind you, […]
I’m a Fucking Hypocrite!!!!
I’m A Fucking Hypocrite!!! First of all, to all of you who wrote in to express your disappointment and frustration with my failure to pen a Tuesday TRUTH: In 1000 Words or Less, I am sorry. I am sorry and go fuck yourself. I was sick for crying out loud. In fact, I had the […]
Corporate America Still Sucks (On the Government Teat)
Corporate America Still Sucks (On the Government Teat) What would you do for $7.25? Would you mop the floors of my house? Clean and dry the dishes after dinner? Pick naval lint from Ben Carson’s belly button? Yeah, me neither. I wouldn’t do any of those things for just $7.25, but that’s because you and […]
Does Hating Cam Newton Make Me a Racist?
Does Hating Cam Newton Make Me a Racist? I swear I’m not a racist. Ok, I know that sounds racist as hell, but seriously, I swear I’m not. I know claiming you aren’t a racist is usually as telling as the guy who claims that he couldn’t possibly be racist because of his one black friend, […]