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I’m a Fucking Hypocrite!!!!
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Does Hating Cam Newton Make Me a Racist?
Does Hating Cam Newton Make Me a Racist? I swear I’m not a racist. Ok, I know that sounds racist as hell, but seriously, I swear I’m not. I know claiming you aren’t a racist is usually as telling as the guy who claims that he couldn’t possibly be racist because of his one black friend, […]
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Who were the Best SNL Cast Members? You know what people like? Lists. Whether for remembering what to buy at the grocery store or reading Consumer Reports for a compilation of the best vacuum cleaners under $100 for 2016, we love lists. And if I […]
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Swimming in an Ocean of Plastic Crap Have you checked out your post-holiday recycling bin recently? It’s overflowing like the fountain of verbal vomit spewing from the mouth of Donald Trump being asked his candid feelings on Mexican/American relations. Have you looked down the street and seen the piles of refuse that your neighbors have […]
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